The Three Misfits
Narrator Unknown
There were three men. One is bald. The other has a rash from being dirty. The third is full of phlegm.
They agree that they have special characters, “So let’s go together.”
They start going together and the dirty nose says, “When an airplane passes, it says, ‘Whoo!’” While he says this he blows his nose.
The dirty-skinned one clasps his hands and says, “Oh, one day I saw two goats fighting like this.” In fact he’s scratching his sores.
The bald one says, “What liars you are,” covering his bald head with his hands.
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